IT’S HURRICANE SEASON

“THE PAUL AND YOUNG RON HURRICANE HORROR BALLOON”

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

1. THROUGHOUT HURRICANE SEASON, WE ALERT THE GOOD PEOPLE OF SOUTH FLORIDA TO THE POTENTIAL DANGER FROM A HURRICANE, AS JUDGED BY THE TV NEWS PEOPLE.
2. EVERY DAY WE DECIDE WHETHER THE TV NEWS PEOPLE’S FEAR-MONGERING, PANIC-PUSHING AND PARANOIA LEVEL REQUIRES US TO “UP THE COLOR OF THE HORROR BALLOON.”
3. BALLOONS ARE:
   • HORROR BALLOON BLUE: THERE’S NOTHING YOU NEED TO DO.
   • HORROR BALLON GREEN: AT HOME DEPOT YOU SHOULD BE
   • HORROR BALLOON YELLOW: START FINDING YOUR SHUTTERS MY FELLOW
   • HORROR BALLOON RED: PUT EM UP, WE COULD ALL BE DEAD
   • HORROR BALLON BLACK: WE’RE UNDER AN ATTACK!

4. SO AS YOU DRIVE PAST OUR STUDIOS, YOU CAN EASILY CHECK THE BALLOON COLOR. OR, OF COURSE, YOU CAN SIMPLY CHECK IT ON-LINE, AS OUR HURRICANE HORROR BALLON COLOR WILL BE POSTED ON-LINE